A roast built to survive the group chat.
RoomRoast reads the actual image, finds the funniest details, and packages the verdict into a clean card you can screenshot and share.
Specific to your room—not a recycled one-liner
AI interior intervention
Your room asked for this roast.
Upload one photo. Get a brutally funny, shareable verdict—then steal a few genuinely useful ideas to make the place less tragic.
First roast free. No designer vocabulary required.
Sample verdict
“Your shelf has the structural confidence of a group project.”
The RoomRoast promise
Mean to the décor. Useful to you.
01
No fake praise
Specific observations, not generic AI fluff.
02
Advice in every roast
Two or three practical fixes come standard.
03
You control sharing
Download the result—or keep the evidence private.
One photo, two outcomes
Comedy first. Better taste immediately after.
Quick fixes
Leave with a plan, not just emotional damage.
Get focused tips for layout, lighting, clutter, color, and styling based on what is actually visible.
Full glow-up
Turn the verdict into a redesign.
Unlock detailed recommendations and a shoppable list without hiring an interior designer.
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Upload the evidence
Drop in a photo of your dorm, first apartment, or suspiciously chaotic living room.
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Get respectfully destroyed
RoomRoast spots the clutter, awkward layout, and questionable décor—then turns it into a sharp, shareable roast.
- 03
Actually fix the room
Every roast includes useful next moves. Upgrade for a complete redesign plan and practical shopping list.
Pricing without the plot twist
Laugh free. Fix it for five bucks.
Start with the roast. Pay only when you want RoomRoast to stop judging and start redesigning.
The Roast
$0
For brave people with camera rolls.
- One AI room roast
- 2–3 practical design tips
- Shareable branded result
Actual help
Full Redesign
$4.99
One room. One-time payment.
- Everything in the free roast
- Detailed redesign direction
- Practical shopping list
- Room-specific priorities
Before you expose the room
Fair questions.
Your landlord cannot save you
Submit the room. Accept the consequences.
The roast is free, the advice is useful, and your group chat is already waiting.